In some of my earlier blog posts I have denounced the red car as the vehicle of demons and idiots, I want to upgrade that to anyone who would drive a red car is a complete and total idiot. I have no idea who invented red paint but I fear his soul is in a very hot place right now. Yesterday while on my way to the bank I noticed a policeman had a red car pulled over and the driver in handcuffs, for the officers safety I am sure. A few miles down the road half the interstate was closed due to an accident involving 5 yes count them 5 red cars, this is one day on one road and I am sure they did not stage the drama for my enjoyment. To close DO NOT drive red cars, DO NOT ride in red cars, DO NOT drive next to red cars, and finally DO NOT park next to red cars. These tips are for your own safety and the health of your car, let us hope it is not red.