The local free weekly paper always has a contest for what the readers think are the best places in town for many different categories. This is when I realize that most of the people who live here have no taste at all for good food. What a bunch of schmucks.

This contest is more like a popularity contest than a real talent contest. Everyone knows the very best burgers in town for lunch or dinner are at Chilis. If you want a gourmet fast food burger, just drive over to the local Backyard Burgers stand. But these dumb fucks around here vote for McDonalds. Idiots.