Its been too long since I had a good dog and now I’m wanting a new pup and she needs a name. My last dog was great – a Border Collie who stayed with me for over 11 years. Cancer got her and it was hard on me to lose that dog. So I adapted to life without my friend and I have to admit that its lonely as fuck without a dog waiting for you to get home after work. The house is just so fucking empty without anyone but me in it. So I think I need to get a new dog. I’m just not sure what kind of dog to get and what to name her. I am thinking about getting a Rottweiler or a Boxer. I like big dogs and I’ve never been afraid of a dog – even when people tell me that their dog is vicious, I just play it cool and don’t do anything stupid to scare or agitate their dog and everything works out fine.

I have no idea what would be a good name for a Rotty. It has to be a female. In my experience, a female dog gets along better with a male owner. Excuse me for not say “pet parent.” That’s doesn’t sound right to me. I own my dog. I take full responsibility for it, take her to the vet when she needs it, have her groomed and treated for mosquitoes and ticks and shit like that. I want a puppy so that I get the cute days and can start training her right from the very beginning. If you know anyone with Rotty pups, give me a shout.