Tag Archives: lunch

Scrounging the Break Room for Lunch

Can’t get out of here for lunch, so I guess I’ll be hitting the break room and looking around for whatever I can grab. Or vending machine crap.

Either that or I have to order pizza and have it delivered. The problem with ordering pizza is that you can never order it just for yourself. You have to walk around and offer a share of the pizza with everyone in the office. Sometimes I end up buying 5 pizzas, and then its a pain in the ass to collect money back from people. I work with a big bunch of moochers. Why am I the only one who orders pizza and takes a hit on the bill?

Best Burgers

The local free weekly paper always has a contest for what the readers think are the best places in town for many different categories. This is when I realize that most of the people who live here have no taste at all for good food. What a bunch of schmucks.

This contest is more like a popularity contest than a real talent contest. Everyone knows the very best burgers in town for lunch or dinner are at Chilis. If you want a gourmet fast food burger, just drive over to the local Backyard Burgers stand. But these dumb fucks around here vote for McDonalds. Idiots.