The best thing about this cold fucking weather is that Sundays mean football games at home on my big ass HDTV flatscreen with surround sound. I bought the biggest fucking TV they had in the store last year and it rocks! I put it in the middle of the room, right over the fireplace and in front of the most comfortable fucking couch you ever sat your fat ass in. And my chili is world famous – you should come by some time and have a bowl with me.

The teams that I’m loyal to have been disappointing in their performance these past couple of years. I grew up in a hard core Redskins fan family. I mean the Redskins football games were taken more seriously than religion! And then when I went to college and moved away I still cheered for the redskins – even when I couldn’t get their games on the local TV.

But now I have picked the Pittsburgh Steelers as my team. I can’t stand the Tennessee Titans – they suck and their coaching staff sucks and the team owner, Bud Adams, sucks, too. It would not hurt my feelings if the Titans packed their shit up and left town for someplace else. They are just stinking up the joint around here as far as i am concerned. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass when you go, losers!