Category Archives: Sports

Grand Opening of a New Sports Gear Store

There is a huge new sports gear store opening up in Mt. Juliet this weekend. I noticed it when they first broke ground on the property back in the Spring. It was so big that I thought they were building one of those huge multiplex movie theaters. I was surprised when it turned out to not be a movie theater but a sports store.

The flyer that I got in the mail says that the grand opening is going to be a big deal, with lots of giveaway items to the first couple hundred shoppers in the new store, door prizes given away while you are shopping, and special money saving coupons on select brands and items, like insulated high top hunting boots for only $15, and fingerless gloves for only $4 all weekend.

you can bet your ass that I’ll be there this Saturday and looking for some bargains. And with the store being in mt. Juliet, that’s only a ten minute drive from my house – so I’ll probably be a regular shopper there now that they will be open.

Sundays are for Football and Chili

The best thing about this cold fucking weather is that Sundays mean football games at home on my big ass HDTV flatscreen with surround sound. I bought the biggest fucking TV they had in the store last year and it rocks! I put it in the middle of the room, right over the fireplace and in front of the most comfortable fucking couch you ever sat your fat ass in. And my chili is world famous – you should come by some time and have a bowl with me.

The teams that I’m loyal to have been disappointing in their performance these past couple of years. I grew up in a hard core Redskins fan family. I mean the Redskins football games were taken more seriously than religion! And then when I went to college and moved away I still cheered for the redskins – even when I couldn’t get their games on the local TV.

But now I have picked the Pittsburgh Steelers as my team. I can’t stand the Tennessee Titans – they suck and their coaching staff sucks and the team owner, Bud Adams, sucks, too. It would not hurt my feelings if the Titans packed their shit up and left town for someplace else. They are just stinking up the joint around here as far as i am concerned. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass when you go, losers!

Ready for Some Football

This time of year the weekends are all about football. Yesterday was the huge LSU vs Alabama game. What a great game! It was close all the way through, very low scoring and just enough penalties to get everyone fired up. I can’t believe LSU won in overtime – what a disappointment for the Crimson Tide.

Today is all about the Titans and they really need a win. It is like the telling game this week. If they lose, they are losers. If they win, they still have a chance at the playoffs. We’ll see- but smart money is not on the Titans this year.

No Basketball?

Are you as sick of hearing about pro athletes demanding more money as I am? I think they all are making plenty of money and threatening a strike for more money is just plain greedy. The team owners are a bunch of greedy fuckers, too. The ticket prices are too high for an average family to go to games, the concessions are too expensive, and when so many people are out of work and losing homes, to threaten a basketball strike is just really offensive to me. I have no sympathy for either side and could care less if they even have any pro basketball this year. Let them all sit on the bench for a year.